This is my wife Shelby.

This is my wife Shelby making friends with a kangaroo.

This is my son Isaac.

Isaac and I take a snooze.

Shelby and I on the moon (actually, it's Ireland).

My friend Travis is a screenwriter. Here is his posting on IMDB.

Mandy and Zach live in Birmingham. They proudly show off their Vespa, presumably because they have no shame.

Our cats Oliver and Peter.

I once stood very near Alice Cooper.

Deep thoughts.