I once stood next to Tom Brokaw in line for a flight.
I have never had a cavity.
Mark Twain Quotes
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical
invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them."
"Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is
time to reform."
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself."
"The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely
food for laughter, they are an entire banquet."
"I have no color prejudices nor caste prejudices nor creed prejudices.
All I care to know is that a man is a human being, and that is enough for me;
he can't be any worse."
"Next the statesmen will invent cheap lies, putting blame upon the nation
that is attacked, and every man will be glad of those conscience-soothing
falsities, and will diligently study them, and refuse to examine any
refutations of them; and thus he will by and by convince himself that the
war is just, and will thank God for the better sleep he enjoys after this
process of grotesque self-deception."